Wanimal 

Synonym for furry.

Just saw a guy in a fox costume dry-humping a squirrel. Fucking wanimal.

Wanimal by Mr. McSwaggerton February 4, 2017

Wankmallet 

A person in possession of a large cakehole who insists on hammering on about mundane and uninteresting shite.

Did ye hear that shite Tam wiz hittin oot wi? Naw I never listen tae a word that Wankmallet said.

Wankmallet by Blakklore May 6, 2014