Wanger Pie 

coloquial geordi for...'not very good man!!'

"why ai man, that club is wanger pie like".
or
"look man, that fat lass been eating a lot of wanger pie!"
or
"thats wanger"!

Wanger Pie by Harry-French Massive April 21, 2004

pie wanker 

n. one who masturbates to pies, fucks pies, etc. also can be used as a general insult. see American Pie

Josh is such a pie wanker, he fucks pies all the time.

Dude, you are such a pie wanker! ew!

pie wanker by NNYGIRL May 5, 2007