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floppy-wanded dementor-boggerer 

derived from Potter Puppet Pals, this is one of the grave "wizard swears"...it joins the large category of insults which question a guy's manhood
I'd never go out with that floppy-wanded dementor-boggerer!
To be pulled aside from a security check point for a closer inspection, usually with a hand held metal detector.
Larry: Dude, check out that punk chick with all the piercings.

Jimmy: Oh crap, don't get behind her, she'll get wanded for sure!
wanded by MaximumBob February 4, 2009

floppy wanded dementor buggerer 

A male wizard, with erectile dysfunction, who can only get a thrill through anally penetrating a dementor.
That floppy wanded dementor buggerer couldn't get aroused at the sight of hermione's tits.

Wandoodley 

The excessive floppage of limbs as a direct result of limbs growing out of proportions.
"During adolescence, your limbs can get all Wandoodley"
Wandoodley by Biin June 4, 2018

Wandoodely 

The excessive floppage of limbs as a direct result of limbs growing out of proportions.
"During adolescence, your limbs can get all Wandoodely"
Wandoodely by Biin June 4, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026