WanFuck

This is usually said by very stupid men on first dates. Especially when they're drunk.

Drunk Dude: WanFuck?
Sober Girl: Bitch, no! You're a fuckboi

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Wankfuck

The act of only inserting just the bellend, (anal or vaginal) and stroking shaft.

“I couldn’t get off during sex because she was like a wizard’s sleeve, so I had to wankfuck it”

Wankfuck by Stupid Peeps February 17, 2020

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A name for someone who just jumps about cutting shapes like a dafty

Person 1 - "See that Ruridhboi, he just pure annoys me"
Person 2 - " Aye man, he's such a wankfuck"

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A term used in video gaming to exclaim annoyance at yourself or the character in the game.

Missed a penalty shot on a footie game,.. "What a Wankfuck"..

wankfuck by coldmansteve September 16, 2005

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The act of putting your fist inside a fat bitch's fat cunt while fucking it.

Guy 1: "Dude how bout you go fuck your mother..."
Guy 2: "Nah, I'm not in the mood for a wankfuck yo."

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When you fuck somebody so hard their moans sound like screams of war

Tom: did you Warfuck your dog today I heard him from across the hall.
Mark:yeah I did but don't tell my cat.

Warfuck by Breaddyboy October 7, 2016

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It is too wanlucky that he failed the exam despite his burning the midnight oil.

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