Walmart worker
Walmart worker by Diddle whole September 27, 2018
Words you can keep
Wal*Mart Worker
Found primarily in the Northern Middle West section of the United States, a highly skilled, extremely reliable species formerly known as a "lathe operator" or "foundry worker". Typically known to have paid taxes, served in the armed forces, engaged in longstanding monogmous relationships with a female of the same species. Usually producing a "family" of four children that "lathe operator" proudly sent off to college that he mostly paid for. Formerly earned $30/hr. at Ford Motor Company. Metamorphosis into "Wal-Mart Worker" seems to occur upon the onset of middle-age when "lathe operator" and "foundy workers" travel to Mexico for several weeks and engage in apparent transfer of skills and expertise to native Mexican species. Metamorphosized "Wal-Mart worker" emerges from habitat after several months after he returns from Mexico during a period of dormancy called "unemployment". Species is usually found in a red vest showing teeth at other North American species and saying, "Welcome to Wal-Mart". Species appears to be less vigorous in metamorphosized state.
Dad's doing OK, even though he's pretty depressed now that he can't do his trade the way he used to; he's become a Wal*Mart worker.
Wal*Mart Worker by Thinking Republican February 25, 2008
Related Words
Wal-Mart Worker
An employee hired by Wal-Mart at minimum wage (ooowee) to ring in the price, bag it, and last but not least,put away shit people don't want after all.
Wal-Mart workers usually look retarded, reak of cow dung, or look like a guest on the Jerry Springer Show. There are a very few decent people who work there, but I dont know the hell why.
To conclude, Wal-Mart is a huge ass store where you can buy most household items for the cheapest price. Oh, and they usually have a McDonald's so you can eat your fat ass life away.
Wal-Mart workers usually look retarded, reak of cow dung, or look like a guest on the Jerry Springer Show. There are a very few decent people who work there, but I dont know the hell why.
To conclude, Wal-Mart is a huge ass store where you can buy most household items for the cheapest price. Oh, and they usually have a McDonald's so you can eat your fat ass life away.
Wal-Mart Worker by SaffeWay December 22, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
mormon assault vehicle
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
Shakira Law
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026