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The William Wallace 

How to perform “The William Wallace

Step 1: Buy a hooker
Step 2: Feed her a burrito
Step 3: Engage the hooker in conversation, allowing the burrito to digest
Step 4: Engage in an act of anal fisting with the hooker, with her being on the receiving end
Step 5: Reach deep and grab a handful of excrement
Step 6: Paint your face with the excrement in a manner similar to Mel Gibson’s in “Braveheart”
Step 7: Ride the hooker like a steed while yelling “freedom”.

Congratulations, you now know how to perform “The William Wallace
Alan: Oh man, I had the greatest time in Las Vegas this New Years!
Devin: Oh nice, what did you do?
Alan: Oh you know the usual, liquor, gambling, videotaped and took turns with Max doing the William Wallace. We also went sight seeing
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