wallatapus 

1) verb. a bladankin peice of a holes growth.

commonly is used as a code word for special secret missions in which the act of blowing someone up is about to be initiated

2) noun. describeing someone with such aweful qualities that for the betterment of the worlds sake they should be blown to bits. immediately.

omg, that tina girl she is suuuuch a hooker!""yeah, she is kindof a wallatapus.

wallatapus by Leifers February 22, 2011

walletpause 

Similar to menopause in women, but only affects the male population. More common in married men, happens when the penis does not come in contact with sufficient pussy juice and/or female saliva. A man's wallet will tend to lock up and not allow for any money or credit cards to be used (unless for car parts or guns)! Other known symptoms are not wanting to do shit or not having any fucks to give.

Robert didn't buy Dorothy shit, must be that walletpause!!

walletpause by little brown Cuban boy October 31, 2022

wallapuss 

a name give to person who gets lots of puss.

That guy is a wallapuss.

wallapuss by wallapuss June 6, 2011

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012