Wall Speak

The pretentious, overly complex language used in business realms to describe simplistic ideas. Very similar to MBAese. The opposite of straight talk. Often used between business associates to confuse one another and make screwing one another over that much easier. The term originated on Wall Street, the center of business douchebaggery in the United States.

Person 1: "Well, this quarter we need to liquidate the losses, stakeholder, derivative, subprime lending, yada yada yada"

Person 2: "Man, just quit talking Wall Speak and get to the point."

Wall Speak by slicknick2208 November 1, 2011

wallspeak 

1: a universal or corporate language
2: the uncanny ability to communicate a deaden boss who prattles senseless instructions
Pronunciation: 'wol'spEk
Function: verb
Etymology: from Old English weallsprecan; akin to Old High German wallsprehhan, to speak, to crackle
see (right now!) Roland or Rolandspeak, Lydiaspeak, Antonettespeak… (if your boss’ name is Roland, so on so forth)
also your stupid boss, office fool, idiot, imbecile, vapid Vicky
Acronyms (contributed by Maude):
a. When All Languages Lapse
b. What A Loser Language

see
wallspeaker
1a: one that speaks wallspeak; especially : one who uses this language to a stupid boss I cannot stand to wallspeak her
1b: LOUDWALLSPEAKER

I cannot stand to wallspeak her.

wallspeak by clee andro January 23, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008