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Joe Walgenbach 

A spaghetti enthusiast. He loves feeling his meatballs during class.
Wow I heard Ollie was masturbating during class...really pulling a Joe Walgenbach.
Joe Walgenbach by becky maher February 13, 2019

Welcenbach 

One or two days after you shave your nutbag, it is the act of dragging your stubbly nutbag across some chics face.
I gave this chic such a bad Welcenbach that her face was still beat red a week later.
Welcenbach by Maximus October 29, 2004

kaileigh willenbacher 

Kaileigh Willenbacher is the best person you will ever meet. Lots of people assume she’s annoying and kinda a bitch, but she actually just stands her ground and doesn’t let people push her. she’s buff with a big butt and got eyes like a blue lake. she’s got a few close people and that’s all she needs. she’s her own boss and she’s a queen. shes very smart and always knows how to help her friends with academics and mental health. she’s an amazing listener and she’s easy to talk to. she’s down for practically anything and she’s not scared to try something new. she loves food and animals, they’re always there for her. she is an amazing cook. everyone should love her and you’re missing out if this queen isn’t your friend.
“kaileigh is such a boss, she is so underrated!”
“must be awesome to be friends with kaileigh willenbacher.”

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026