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Wakistani

Wakistani
White lady who marries a Pakistani man and tries to hard to fit in. Asian clothes, face vail, praying five times a day, teaching Asian how to be Asian, she is a white lady trying to be a Pakistani aka wakistani.
by Wakistani May 10, 2020
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Wakistani

A white person, like me, who wants to be or pretends to be Pakistani like any sensible white person would. Like Wigger but way and I mean way way more cool
Hey look at that white person attempting to be a Pakistani, what a sensible person, I hope he achieves his goal for the sake of all of us. Ttal respect to the Wakistani. Wakistan Zindabad
by wakistaninproud June 12, 2015
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wakistani

A white person who wants to be or pretends to be Pakistani. Like Wigger but less cool.
Hey look at that white person pretending to be Pakistani, what a Wakistani!
by WAKISTANIA! May 3, 2007
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pakistanischer

The goat of sexy times and huge penis huge personality loves flirting with gfs of other men (William James miller) hate’s Egyptian boys who loves little girls and steals zayyans phone
Musa is a Pakistanischer
by Will and musa miller January 24, 2023
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Reverse Pakistani Drill Press

To gain sexual explosion by standing above someone who positions themself upside down and faces the opposite direction, thrusting down upon them with purpose and mimicking a drill press machine.
Phil points his anus toward the sky and Tina drills into him reverse pakistani drill press style, like a flower stalk into a vase.
by Backpuss2013 November 13, 2013
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why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

A suggestion given by Google when you type in "Why is there a d"
One of the suggestions says "Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"
wtf is wrong with google..
Me: "Why is there a d..."
Google: "Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"
by DaDerpKnight May 20, 2016
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why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

A reference in the TV Show Lost. Also a reference usually made to 'Funniest Google autocorrect fails.'
Google: Why is there a...
Google Suggestions: Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch
by TeenRAGER July 26, 2016
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