Wakey Snack Share definition Flag Waking someone up by "eating" their genitals and/or anus. My girlfriend wouldn't get up, so I gave her a wakey snack. Now the dishes are done. Wakey Snack by Ajent Oranje June 10, 2018 0 0 Get merch Get the Wakey Snack mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch