Waiter's Syndrome 

When you've been a waiter so long that you inhale every meal you eat, unable to slow down and enjoy the food. This is typically due to repeatedly not getting breaks on long shifts, and having to scoff down a meal in-between tables.

"Ryan, why are you inhaling your burger?"
"I have waiter's syndrome!"

Waiter's Syndrome by Courtesity June 22, 2021

Writer's Sydrome 

A writer who doesn't care about fame or fortune as long as someone reads their story and enjoys it. As long as their story got attention enough to put a smile on somebody's face is enough for them to continue to write.

That guy in our class spends his time and writes all those fan fictions has severe writer's sydrome. He can't stop writing cause his fans love his stories.

Writer's Sydrome by Closet Possum July 18, 2017

horny water syndrome

A common disease that affects many male swimmers annually especially ones named Joey and Issac. Once the entire body of the swimmer is covered in water before practice, pool enzymes and proteins enter the body and increase testosterone by 700%. This allows even the ugliest of bitches to appear sexy.

"I wanted that ugly ass mom to sit on my face. I guess that was the horny water syndrome at work."

horny water syndrome by Jellyman4000 May 16, 2014

Brackish Water Syndrome 

The effect ocean water has on the human body's digestive system. This sydrome causes extremely servere cases of runny poop, that may be of an odd color or shape, and is caused by the body's adjustment to the salty air on the coast.

Everytime I go to the beach my stomach gets tore up! That brackish water syndrome gets me every time.

Brackish Water Syndrome by Dakota Stan April 12, 2011

Walter White Syndrome 

The state of being able to freely do terrible things for a long time because people believe you to be too nice and/or weak to perform them.

"How did Bill Cosby get away with raping so many women for so long?"
"He was America's dad Jim, he's got Walter White Syndrome."

Walter White Syndrome by niggardly4444444444444444 September 20, 2016