Skip to main content

Waiter's Syndrome

When you've been a waiter so long that you inhale every meal you eat, unable to slow down and enjoy the food. This is typically due to repeatedly not getting breaks on long shifts, and having to scoff down a meal in-between tables.
"Ryan, why are you inhaling your burger?"
"I have waiter's syndrome!"
by Courtesity June 22, 2021
mugGet the Waiter's Syndrome mug.

Writer's Sydrome

A writer who doesn't care about fame or fortune as long as someone reads their story and enjoys it. As long as their story got attention enough to put a smile on somebody's face is enough for them to continue to write.
That guy in our class spends his time and writes all those fan fictions has severe writer's sydrome. He can't stop writing cause his fans love his stories.
by Closet Possum July 18, 2017
mugGet the Writer's Sydrome mug.

horny water syndrome

A common disease that affects many male swimmers annually especially ones named Joey and Issac. Once the entire body of the swimmer is covered in water before practice, pool enzymes and proteins enter the body and increase testosterone by 700%. This allows even the ugliest of bitches to appear sexy.
"I wanted that ugly ass mom to sit on my face. I guess that was the horny water syndrome at work."
by Jellyman4000 May 16, 2014
mugGet the horny water syndrome mug.

Brackish Water Syndrome

The effect ocean water has on the human body's digestive system. This sydrome causes extremely servere cases of runny poop, that may be of an odd color or shape, and is caused by the body's adjustment to the salty air on the coast.
Everytime I go to the beach my stomach gets tore up! That brackish water syndrome gets me every time.
by Dakota Stan April 12, 2011
mugGet the Brackish Water Syndrome mug.

Walter White Syndrome

The state of being able to freely do terrible things for a long time because people believe you to be too nice and/or weak to perform them.
"How did Bill Cosby get away with raping so many women for so long?"
"He was America's dad Jim, he's got Walter White Syndrome."
by niggardly4444444444444444 September 20, 2016
mugGet the Walter White Syndrome mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email