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Waist Bandit 

Ashley: Hey, did you see John last night? He had a waist bandit.

Brittany: Oh, that was John?
Waist Bandit by ** The Truth ** April 23, 2016

waist-banding 

when you have a narb or a regular boner and ur in a public place and u need to stand up, you put ur stiffy between ur stomach and ur waistband, and within a matter of 15-30 seconds,the sitffy goes away
beuler, please come up to class
'shit dude i got a boner, ill waistband'

miguel, please come down here
shit my moms calling and i got a boner
just waistband
o good idea

i love waist-banding
waist-banding by k-trizzle July 24, 2006

Waistbanding it 

When a man sprouts an erection and tries to hide with the waistband of his pants.
"Tom Stevenson was totally waistbanding it after grabbing Danielle McCarthy's boobs!"

Waistbanding 

Sliding your penis into the waistbamd of your pants to hide a boner.
When a hot chick approches and you get a boner, your last resort is waistbanding.
Waistbanding by iMrBilliam January 30, 2012

Waistbandin’

-the process of a male hiding his hard on while out in public
“Ms. Smith’s ass was looking fine today so I made sure that I was waistbandin’ before she called me to the chalkboard”
Waistbandin’ by Two Tone Tony March 4, 2023
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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