Waffle Twat 

The product of forcefully flogging a vagina with a tennis racket.

"That bitch gave me blue balls, so I got her back with a waffle twat"

Waffle Twat by Vaginal_Discharge March 30, 2005

Waffle Twat 

To be used as a replacement for "Douche Bag".

A waffle twat can be any annoying person, from the frat boy at the bar dry humping some girl's leg, to your boss who won't leave you alone.

Man, that frat boy thinks he's so cool. What a waffle twat.

Waffle Twat by hoozat?! February 15, 2010

waffle twat  

a vagina shaped as a waffle its like almost like twat waffle but that is when your vagina shoots out waffles!

i just a girls waffle twat mmmm was it tasty like kaitlyns.

waffle twat by rachel.meows.in.bed May 23, 2008

cum guzzling twat waffle 

an insult used to piss people off like douche bag or calling somone an asshole but sounds more insulting

joe: you you took my seat!!
pat: sorry didn't call fives
joe: get out of my seat you cum guzzling twat waffle
chris: dude he's serious

cum guzzling twat waffle by Dj I<haled July 27, 2007

Twat-Waffle 

Being a cantankerous thundercunt because you think you're important

Bob: Hey what do you think of Nicole?
Me: That bitch is a straight up twat-waffle.

Twat-Waffle by Maggy676435 March 3, 2015

cum covered twat waffle 

a shriveled up vagina that looks like a waffle that is also smuthered in cum.

Frank is acting like such a cum covered twat waffle. its ridiculous!!!

cum covered twat waffle by Hawaiian Joe November 16, 2006

Twat waffle syndrome

someone who's vagina has been smashed so many times it begins to look like a nasty ass waffle

she had been screwed by so many football teams it looks like she has twat waffle syndrome

Twat waffle syndrome by useless youth August 12, 2009