WTDS

Want That Dick Syndrome. A common medical condition usually affecting sluts (both male and female), drunk bitches, and normal non sluts on occasion in which a desire to come in contact with penis in any way shape or form is felt. Symptoms include wet vaginas, gaping assholes, promiscuous sexual behavior and low self esteem with a need to fill some emotional hole. WTDS is a normal condition that can have extreme states (see RWTDS "really want that dick syndrome). By law of nature this process occurs constantly everywhere.

Guy 1: Bitch got WTDS
Girl: What?
Guy 2: Yeah

Other girl : I feel some WTDS coming on

Gay Guy: That's what HE said girlfriend

WTDS by Reptilian Racist Babies May 18, 2013

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Why Today Doesn't Suck

After dinner, we had some WTDS cheesecake.

WTDS by poiuqwer March 22, 2011

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WTDSWW-When The Dust Settles We Win

When the dust settles we win

WTDSWW-When The Dust Settles We Win

It's rough right now; don't stop, keep going. When the dust settles, we win!

I get it. They are dragging your name through the mud. Don't let go of our integrity. When the dust settles, we win.

The world is falling apart. Does it make sense to have any hope in God? Yup. Look up. Hold your head up. When the dust settles, we win.

Ima bout to lose my freaking mind. These haters make me wanna do some dumb shid, low-key. Nah, brah. Protect your energy. When the dust settles, we win.

After the dust settles, victory comes.
It will work out. Keeping the right thing
After the event, we win.
We will win when everything is over.

WTDSWW-When The Dust Settles We Win by Conrad Pierce October 20, 2023

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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