wounded soldier 

Any beer at a party than has been abandoned by it's owner.

Dale was holding back the vomit after killing off the wounded soldiers left over from his "don't ask, don't tell" party.

wounded soldier by A-row May 27, 2003

Wounded Soldier 

A term describing an unfinished beer that is just left to die. Most commonly found at college or high school parties. It is generally frowned upon to leave a wounded soldier as it is a waste of a beer.

That chick left like three wounded soldiers last night. I had to kill them all because we leave no man behind.

Wounded Soldier by MattSizzle October 31, 2011

wounded soldier 

a drink left a friend's house that has not been fully finished.

Dude, he left wounded soldiers all over the place at the party last night.

wounded soldier by ferracattack March 13, 2011

wounded soldier 

A wounded soldier is a coworker that can not complete any task without requiring the help of another coworker. Not to be confused with a new guy these people are simply chronically lazy, needy and indecisive people with small brains.

A wounded soldier takes one or two other people out of the fight in order to help them

Kurt is the definition of a wounded soldier, when the boss gives him a job to do he always needs my help and takes me away from my own damn work.

wounded soldier by funkmattsterflex March 28, 2020

wounded soldier 

When you are getting a HandJob, BlowJob, or have Sex and right when you are about to Blow you stand up and shoot your load on the back of her knee. When she gets up she doesnt want it to run so she drags her one leg, when shes doing the walk of shame to the bathroom, then you yell wounded soldier

I was getting head and i wounded soldiered this girl

wounded soldier by CALU2008 February 3, 2010

wounded soldier 

A man's penis that has a fissure, or broken skin as a result of too much sex. Occurs after vigorous masturbation to some.

I was on a mission last nigt, maneuvering for over three hours. This morning I noticed my wounded soldier.

wounded soldier by Budzilla September 14, 2008

Wounded Soldier 

The appearance and form for a man who, after having a ham shank and finding nothing to wipe the baby gravy up with, make his way to the bathroom to clean up without dripping any man juice on the way.

After shooting off all over himself and having no bog roll. Vince made his way to the bog like a wounded soldier to wipe off his jiz.

Wounded Soldier by DogFlap June 11, 2006