would smash 

When, given the perfect situation in which no one would know and there would be no negative repercussions whatsoever, you would have sex with a given person.

Guy 1: Dude, this girl's so hot.
Guy 2: Yeah, would smash.

would smash by Shaunce March 21, 2014

Would smash 

A showing of endearment, commonly meaning "that's cute!". This is normally addressed to things you find adorable like dogs or little girls.

A: This is a picture of me in 3rd grade,
B: Awwww would smash!

Would smash by Mr. Danman February 11, 2018

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your 

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your by bluetextman July 29, 2021

United States of the world smash 

All mights strongest move that will send you flying and most likely kill you unless you have that power like all for one

All might: UNITED STATES OF THE WORLD SMASH!!!
All for one: has left the world

United States of the world smash by Geraldgamer February 24, 2023

World Wrestling Federation International Superstar Smash Hit Megastar Style

Otherwise known as WWFISSHM style:
Before reaching climax (in any orifice) you must carry out every devestating wrestling move known to man, pin her, win the count and do an impression of the entire crowd cheering you on and then slap her and go to sleep.

1:What happened to xxxxx at the party last night? She came out in a wheelchair!
2:Yeah my buddy xxxxx carried out a wwfisshm (World Wrestling Federation International Superstar Smash Hit Megastar Style) on her.

World Wrestling Federation International Superstar Smash Hit Megastar Style by Steven Redknapp October 17, 2007