what-if

strange curiosity; eagerness to know something.

The boy is full of what-if; he is eager to wonder what the world would look like if he had senses other than the five senses.

by uttam maharjan December 7, 2011

what if

when you cant stop thinking about so many different possibilities of an event, either good or bad; what you ask yourself when you are insecure

what if she died? would you finally be happy then?

by themeowboss October 25, 2018

what if

the thing that people with other thongs say. like what if I had green feet? would that rule, or would that rule? in fact, I think as a subjective it would have to rule more than ruling itself. Being the secondary subjective to the first, then I would have to say that having green feet would rule more than ruling would rule if it were ruling itself's rules.






















































































































































































































































































Confused? You should be.

Mary went to the store and said "what if I walked into traffic blindly?"

This word rules. Also, if you hadn't guessed by now (if you haven't you are scum and an imbecile), I am better than you, and I rule.

by Someone who's better than you. I rule. November 4, 2004

What if

Two words P.E. coaches absolutely despise.

P.E. Coach: Alright, let's start!

Student: *looks at sky and sees rain clouds* What if it rains, coach?

P.E. Coach: What if a meteor came down from the sky, sending down killer aliens who'll shoot at us with deadly laser guns while we're on the field? What'll we do then, huh?

Student: What the fuck?

by Mr. KokoPudgeFudge November 14, 2022

What if?

Two of the most powerful words in your vocabulary that could empower you to change the world and make it a better place for billions of people on the planet.

Asking “What if?” is all about possibility. What if Trump were a truth teller? What if Kim were a peacemaker? What if Christ came back next summer?

by Numerati February 8, 2024

What if

I still haven't watched season 2...

Hym "What if... I got credit for A.I. immediately and was compensated for my contribution? What if... Instead of doing what a charlatan and his sycophants want... I did what I want... And it worked better than anything they would have ever suggested... What if... I wasn't expected to affirm the values of a quasi-incestuous sex cult and was allowed to value the things I actually value? What if... I wasn't being stalked and/or harassed in my community with weaponized schizophrenia? What if... I had some vivans? What if shit-head Youtube parasites who think they're better than me fed themselves a bullet? Would the world be a better place? Is there an upper limit to how much better things could be?"

by Hym Iam March 2, 2024

What if the world was made of pudding?

A phrase used in response to an unlikely hypothetical situation.

“If someone beats you up for being "cishet white male" and nothing else, is this okay? Did you deserve it?”

“What if the world was made of pudding?”

by Final Fox August 14, 2022