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A townie is a the label for a group of people who shit on the english language, wear crappy ripoff adidas clothes, have an I.Q. lower than than my nan's tits, and are as ugly as a hatfull of ass.

Other word/s for townie: scum.
Townie: Like my 2-strip adidas, innit? Ye ye ye safe bruv!

Normal Person: You are scum.

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a bob who is too ugly for words. I hate ugly bob, he's so ugly.
if I had a dog that had a face like ugly bob I would shave it's ass and make it walk backwards.

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a bob who is as evil as hamsters are furry. he must not be trusted.
that evil bob killed my dog!

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what we call bob after he dies.
dead bob smells too much. let's bury him.

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what bob is called when he puts on his bling threads and starts saying "innit".
townie bob called me a "fuckin goth innit". I hate him.

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what bob is called when he becomes a judge.
justice bob sentenced me to 7 years in jail for picking my nose.

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what we call bob when he has viagara and walks about with a boner.
boner bob walked into and old woman and satisfied her.

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