A townie is a the label for a group of people who shit on the english language, wear crappy ripoff adidas clothes, have an I.Q. lower than than my nan's tits, and are as ugly as a hatfull of ass.
Other word/s for townie: scum.
Townie: Like my 2-strip adidas, innit? Ye ye ye safe bruv!
Normal Person: You are scum.
a bob who is too ugly for words. I hate ugly bob, he's so ugly.
if I had a dog that had a face like ugly bob I would shave it's ass and make it walk backwards.
a bob who is as evil as hamsters are furry. he must not be trusted.
that evil bob killed my dog!
what we call bob after he dies.
dead bob smells too much. let's bury him.
what bob is called when he puts on his bling threads and starts saying "innit".
townie bob called me a "fuckin goth innit". I hate him.
what bob is called when he becomes a judge.
justice bob sentenced me to 7 years in jail for picking my nose.
what we call bob when he has viagara and walks about with a boner.
boner bob walked into and old woman and satisfied her.