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Adj.

Superficially impressive, but lacking substance and meaning, often used when describing something that a hipster or artist does.

Think "swanky" but with more of a penis-based attitude.
Jim got a wankey job in east London teaching cats yoga.
by sharky05 September 09, 2019

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