W.I.F.E

WASH. IRON. FUCK. Etc.

God DAMN IT WOMAN DID I STUDDER, Get me a Beer. I love you honney. now go slip into that cute lil number so I can bust a nut and have you make me babys

W.I.F.E by ALABAMA MAN February 16, 2004

W.I.F.E

Contrary to popular belief WIFE actually means:

W-Washing
I-Ironing
F-Food
and last but not least
E-Entertainment

She became your wife (ie private biatch)

W.I.F.E by sam zyza September 15, 2005

W.I.F.E

Woman I Fuck Everyday

That's the w.i.f.e

W.I.F.E by Aphaq April 22, 2024

W.I.F.E. 

Woman I'd Fuck Everyday

"Dude I that hottie is my W.I.F.E.!"

W.I.F.E. by Weare2econd April 26, 2017

W.I.F.E. 

An acronym for Wired Integrated Female Electroencephalograph.

I was programming my W.I.F.E.

W.I.F.E. by Probel Chuvak July 17, 2018

i.w.y.f.e.w.w.n.t 

i want you forever even when we’re not together

in a tiktok i.w.y.f.e.w.w.n.t

i.w.y.f.e.w.w.n.t by ieatkiwiskin March 14, 2021

L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L. 

"Laugh Silently In My Head Because It Wasn't Actually Funny Enough For Me To Laugh Out Loud"- Other known as what REALLY happens when one of your friends texts, or says "L.O.L"

John- Yeah, i had to walk 37 miles to get home...
Frank-"Lol"
John-"..."
what really happend when Frank heard that was L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.

L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L. by Jake Opp November 10, 2011