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A hybrid animal discovered in 1978, the vurtle is most commonly found in North America. It lives on a diet of dead plants.
In 1982 the species became critically endangered for lack of food. You see, the vurtle would only eat after another animal has killed the plant and eaten their fill. Unfortunately, on land they are rather slow and although they do have wings, most vurtles are rendered useless in flight.
Vurtles are from both the turtle and vulture family. They can however be created with the right amount of crossbreeding, and although rarely found naturally (they tend to keep to themselves) they do exist.
"Look over there! It's a vurtle!"
Vurtle by viederstrumph August 23, 2011
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A half turtle, half vulture that is slow as shit. "Sideburns Fucking Rock"
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Vurnetta is a nice tough person. And is genuinely nice and if she dont like nothing about u shes going to say it. But if your really close to her like family shes going to give u what u need. And if she detects your messing with her family or grandchildren or grandchildren and children shes going to have a big problem and u are to. Vurnetta likes to have fun and go shopping and cooking. But most importantly she loves to be with her family.
Wow did u see his grand mother vurnetta shes a tough cookie. Bet not make her mad
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Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
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This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
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