Vurtle 

A hybrid animal discovered in 1978, the vurtle is most commonly found in North America. It lives on a diet of dead plants.
In 1982 the species became critically endangered for lack of food. You see, the vurtle would only eat after another animal has killed the plant and eaten their fill. Unfortunately, on land they are rather slow and although they do have wings, most vurtles are rendered useless in flight.
Vurtles are from both the turtle and vulture family. They can however be created with the right amount of crossbreeding, and although rarely found naturally (they tend to keep to themselves) they do exist.

"Look over there! It's a vurtle!"

Vurtle by viederstrumph August 23, 2011

Vurtle 

Someone who Ryan May and Lucas Shamp make fun of every day because of his incretible slow skills.

A half turtle, half vulture that is slow as shit. "Sideburns Fucking Rock"

Vurtle by Lucas S. September 5, 2003

Vurtne

A pro mage in the game World of Warcraft. Revolutionised engineering pvp. Exploits failure nubs and bugs. Most famous video made called "Vurtne 60-66 mage PvP" can be found on google video or on warcraftmovies.com, one of the most viewed and high rated videos ever made on the website.

Vurtne

Vurtne by RagingBoner April 5, 2010

vurlesque 

a promiscuous vagina.

That girl is SUCH A VURLESQUE!

vurlesque by cheysobri February 20, 2011

Vurple 

(1) Very purple.
(2) More purple than needed.

Bob: Hi Jim. I love your vurple t-shirt.

Jim: What's that mean?
Bob: It's more purple than needed.

Vurple by Japan Bubbles August 15, 2009