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A hybrid animal discovered in 1978, the vurtle is most commonly found in North America. It lives on a diet of dead plants.
In 1982 the species became critically endangered for lack of food. You see, the vurtle would only eat after another animal has killed the plant and eaten their fill. Unfortunately, on land they are rather slow and although they do have wings, most vurtles are rendered useless in flight.
Vurtles are from both the turtle and vulture family. They can however be created with the right amount of crossbreeding, and although rarely found naturally (they tend to keep to themselves) they do exist.
"Look over there! It's a vurtle!"
Vurtle by viederstrumph August 23, 2011
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Someone who Ryan May and Lucas Shamp make fun of every day because of his incretible slow skills.
A half turtle, half vulture that is slow as shit. "Sideburns Fucking Rock"
Vurtle by Lucas S. September 5, 2003
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That girl is SUCH A VURLESQUE!
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(1) Very purple.
(2) More purple than needed.
Bob: Hi Jim. I love your vurple t-shirt.

Jim: What's that mean?
Bob: It's more purple than needed.
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Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
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The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
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