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Vultrafuck 

All you need to know is it involves some PVC piping, some barbeque sauce, and a picture of Drew Gooden
Shutup before I Vultrafuck your face
Vultrafuck by BrownDawgs February 25, 2011
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ultrafuckless 

A state of absolute freedom from caring about the outcome of something, of not giving a fuck.
It suddenly hit me that being utterly ultrafuckless at work was the key to my happiness and that expressing the truth is all that matters.

ultrafuckjob

The absolute ultimate fuckjob, one of being entirely disregarded, an aggressive and inhumane act of devaluation.
After enduring another pitiable ultrafuckjob at work, I made the decision to turn the tables and become truly ultrafuckless.
ultrafuckjob by Dr Bunnygirl May 6, 2019

ultrafuckworthy 

When something is deeply and seriously worth caring about.
My life with my beautiful soul mate and our remaining years together fall under the category of ultrafuckworthy.
A verb expressing the deepest sexual desires of a person whom they want to fuck above all others, but they know that pigs will sprout wings before they even get to meet them let alone fuck them.
*whilst fucking*

Girl 1: What is it, do you want to fuck me or not? Do you even like fucking me?

Guy: Well I do like fucking you very much, it’s just your not an UltraFuck.

Girl 1: Well if I’m not good enough for you, who do you want to fuck then instead?

Guy: She would have the face of Actress 1, the Jawbone of Actress 2, the hair of Pornstar 1 but in the hair colour of Actress 3, the nude body of Pornstar 2 but with natural tits, and have the height of Model 1, she would also have the physicality and arse of an Olympic high jumper.

Girl 1: Do you want to UltraFuck any of those women?

Guy: No, it’s the best bits of all of them combined. And that’s not all of it anyway… She would also need to meet X Y and Z. And be into the Bondage and Submission parts of BDSM…

Girl 1: So it’s a concept of sexual desire desiring the unattainable.

Guy: Yes exactly.

Girl 1: So if we commissioned some nice bondage gear from Etsy and I let you tie me up you would want to fuck me more often?

Guy: If we did that I would fuck you every day!
UltraFuck by LordOfTheHoles December 26, 2021

Ultrafucked

Raped to death by multiple physical or metaphorical phalluses
If Jake Hyman's PCR doesn't work, he's going to be ultrafucked.
Ultrafucked by okted February 14, 2012
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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