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vortexas 

a slang term for Texas, coined by locals who try and articulate what it means to both love and hate the world in which they live.
My father has lived here his entire life, he's never escaped the vortexas.
vortexas by Mick Fly July 20, 2006
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vortexas 

when you're stuck in Texas and can't leave the state.
I'd love to visit Chicago sometime, but right now I'm stuck in a vortexas.
vortexas by Gskala01 May 18, 2011

Vortense 

When you are sucked into a cerebral black hole being whipped around, crushed and twisted by the forces of nature, stretched, confused, feeling doomed.
She: Broh, what is going ON with you?!
He: I’m in the middle of a vortense, I’ll be back soon! Ai y iyi!!!
Vortense by Sarajuana November 7, 2023