Vongoloide

Vongoloide (sostantivo/agg.)

Termine goliardico e ironico usato per descrivere una persona momentaneamente distratta, spaesata o lenta a comprendere una situazione, spesso con atteggiamento immobile e sguardo nel vuoto — un po’ come una vongola che osserva il mondo senza reagire.

Non indica una reale mancanza di intelligenza, ma viene utilizzato in modo scherzoso tra amici per sottolineare un momento di “crash mentale” o di totale disconnessione dalla realtà.

“Ti sto parlando da cinque minuti e tu niente… sei proprio un vongoloide oggi!”

Vongoloide by lenone_ February 17, 2026

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mongoloider

a dumbass in a respectful way

dude, he was such a mongoloider!

mongoloider by Tommyx64 November 29, 2018

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Vongoloide • mongoloider • Mongolóide

Mongolóide

Simão.
Someone without “teco” that talks with “tico” ( he talks to himself)

“Oh no! That mongolóide is such a creep, he talks to himself all the time”

Mongolóide by Ticoandtecomags February 13, 2019

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Mongoloider

A person that is more than just a mongoloid themselves, and/or more mongoloid than others.

You're the mongoloider between the 3 of us let me tell you that

Mongoloider by Ivyedera March 2, 2023

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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