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IRC Usually intended as a mildly sarcastic indication that the person who is saying it has just heard something ridiculously goth. Originally: The goofy sound that Bela Lugosi made as the bloodthirsty Count in Dracula: ("Vlah! I vant to suck your blood!").
<BlkNoOne> I cut myself with a razorblade once.
<nonplused> vlah
vlah by Eric Seven January 6, 2004
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Vlah is a term that is mostly related to vampires or vampirism. It can also mean something mildly gross or disgusting happening to a person (kind of like blech).
1. Vampire: 'Sup, buddy, I've come to suck your blood.
Buddy: Eat sunlight, you bloodsucker!
Vampire: Vlah!

2. Maria: How are you?
Angus: I'm good, how are... vlah! A bug just flew in my
mouth!
vlah by redhaiku May 19, 2007
Serbian/Croatian, n.) - An insulting term for an Aromanian, or a Serb. It is used in the context to those outside of Serbia, seeing them as hillbillies that rake tall grass for hay during the summer and drink Balkan moonshine, otherwise known as rakija, whilst also denoting towards a Serb outside of Serbia that they're not a Serb, because their ancestors may have potentially migrated from modern-day Romania.

Historically, the term was used to describe the Wallachians, who inhabited the autonomous state of Wallachia, which was a federal subject of the Ottoman Empire for some time. Some of those within that state have have chosen to emigrate to other Balkan countries such as Croatia, Bosnia, Serbia, Montenegro, and Kosovo (depending on the perception of the user on whether it is a country or not), mostly due to better opportunities to own land and live off of it.

This user asks those who view this answer to NOT use this word lightly towards anyone in the Balkans.
ha? majko mila, ko mi je ogrebijo auto?!

vidio sam Jovu od sela kako to radi

o, sad ce taj vlah dobiti u guza, mamu ih jebem u picku...
Vlah by bumboklaatry June 30, 2023
Greek word for hick or hillbilly.
Eisai vlahos apo to vouno.
vlaho by Fried Yoda October 8, 2004
a pouch or "bulge" on a woman looking somewhat like a sac. best seen in underwear or a bathingsuit.
"Wow guys, did you see that girls vlahova? It looked like she had a straight up dick!"
Vlahova by FOODME July 28, 2009

dusan vlahovic 

Damn,dusan vlahovic, hes a really good football player and i doubt he evades taxes
dusan vlahovic by dvlahovic92 November 25, 2022

lexy vlahos 

MERMAID ; WHORE; NO TITES..STRACH THAT,....FAKE TITS...; LOVES PUSSY; THE KINDA MERMAID THAT STUCKS HER TAIL UP HER ASS FOR AND ORGASIMIC REACTION IN HER MERMAID TAIL AREA THINGY ...dickk.
lexy vlahos >>> ewww
lexy vlahos by kjhdfgviejnvdh October 18, 2010
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