virtual STD 

A computer virus contracted shortly after viewing internet pornography.

I had to reformat my hard drive because my pervy ass dad got a virtual STD.

virtual STD by The Karma Fairy April 8, 2004

Virtual STD 

A virtually transmitted disease, where someone you mercy-friend'ed on Facebook won't stop stalking your profile, by constantly and annoyingly commenting on your pics and postings.

I caught a virtual STD on Facebook last week - I accepted a friend request from an old work friend and she's been stalking my profile ever since.

Virtual STD by regretful mercy-friender May 11, 2009

virtualstorefront 

A site or medium of sales staged on the world wide web.

Nothing like a virtualstorefront to send sales skyrocketing.

virtualstorefront by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008