Virginia Ham

Slang for Vagina

I love Beckys Virginia Ham

Virginia Ham by Zotte November 16, 2010

Virginia Ham

A certain type of person from the Virginia area, inspired by their pinkish skin tone and slightly fatty necks, due to their British ancestry. Many old money families are virginia ham, having established themselves during early colonialism. Virginia ham often work in technology defense contracting or military service.

Working in D.C. is half techie transplants, half virginia ham.

William Rawlins from The Punisher is a total Virginia Ham.

Virginia Ham by Emperor Saturn February 28, 2018

Virginia Ham

Better than a West Virginia ham.

Virginia ham is ok

Virginia Ham by Jackson S. March 22, 2019

Virginia Ham

When you hit your partner with a skilet, knock them out and then shove some country ham up their ass

I was horny and craving salt, so my boyfriend gave me a virginia ham

Virginia Ham by G8RADE September 12, 2021

Virginia Ham

I am so sick of Virginia ham. All I eat is Virginia ham, all I feed my kids is Virginia ham. We want to be paid with anything but Virginia ham. -No bananas for us:(

Person 1: I am so sick of Virginia ham.

Virginia Ham by antenna1 March 12, 2022

virginia hammock 

When you are lying on a hammock receiving a succulent BJ and discover that your wife of 10 years is actually your fraternal twin.

I knew I was in a Virginia hammock when my wife started talking about her parents and they were also my parents.

virginia hammock by Blue Balls Battalion June 9, 2014

Virginia Clam Hamper 

Stuffing your sister with cum-soaked socks in an attempt to impregnate her without actual intercourse, thus producing a child that is not capable of functioning alone in the world.

Dude... I gave Sally a Virginia Clam Hamper last weekend. Shit was so cash...

Virginia Clam Hamper by The Cock Shiner December 18, 2010