by Godfather 1987 August 18, 2008
Not really a virgin at all. Mary and Joseph were dry humping and a little got on her cooter.... BAM! Then you have little tiny baby Jesus....
by 4035 January 17, 2008
Jack: "You want to smoke some weed?"
John: "Nah, I heard it fucks with people"
Jack: "c'mon, don't be such a Virgin Mary"
John: "Nah, I heard it fucks with people"
Jack: "c'mon, don't be such a Virgin Mary"
by adjfaivaybc November 10, 2018
A virgin woman that takes in the butt and still claims her purity, acting like Jesus would not mind.
Girl: No sex before marriage.
Guy: But girl, I gotta nut
Girl: You can put it back here pointing to her back-side. After all, I am a virgin.
Guy: Yeah, a Virgin Mary.
Guy: But girl, I gotta nut
Girl: You can put it back here pointing to her back-side. After all, I am a virgin.
Guy: Yeah, a Virgin Mary.
by Reparate Me September 15, 2006
When a guy blows his load into his hand and then fingers a girl with the same hand posing a chance of getting her prego without having intercourse
Dan: yea i came into my hand and after wiping it off i fingered her
Justin: Damn Dan she may be a virgin mary now
Justin: Damn Dan she may be a virgin mary now
by DaValora June 20, 2010
Our blessed mother. Has appeared in Fatama, on grilled cheese, and many other places. Her son is Jesus Christ.
by poops June 30, 2005
by Lipstick November 01, 2004