9 definitions by Black Jesus
Extreme diarhea, usually caused by heavy drinking. Also known as the liquor shits. Diarhea is classified as such when stool is mostly liquid.
by Black Jesus August 25, 2003
In order to avoid assault, I cell phone whipped him, into unconciousness.
Ho! You know I'll cell phone whip a bitch!
Ho! You know I'll cell phone whip a bitch!
by Black Jesus July 7, 2005
by Black Jesus May 2, 2003
My mother. No, she wasn't white either, plus she was all wrinkly and shit by the time I was 30. Stupid Renaissance painters, always making her look like a teenager...for My Dad's sake, she was like 48 at the time. You were lucky to live to My age in the early A.D. years. Take a look at the paintings of Caravaggio for a more accurate depiction, minus the fact that he painted us all white.
There is more about the Virgin Mary in the Qu'ran than there is in the Bible itself.
by Black Jesus March 29, 2005
by Black Jesus August 16, 2004
by Black Jesus July 7, 2005
Schlong monger, where's my beer?
by Black Jesus May 2, 2003