the large masses of dis-likable loud douchebags/sheeple that are among us. the vain mainstream. that whole "me!! me!! mee!!!" mindset of "trends" and "pop music" and stuff.
"ugh i hate vainstream. they're so self-absorbed"
"pop music/artists is/are just an exaggerated and money-making form of vanity. they're the vainstream"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'