Vince Offer 

1)Comedian turned salesman that hypnotizes you with his eyeball.

2)Best known for the guy that advertises ShamWow and Slap Slop

2) Archnemesis of Billy Mays(the beard guy that sales OxyClean)

3)You're gonna LOVE HIS NUTS

"Hi, I'm Vince Offer! I sale ShamWow and Slap Slop chopper that chops nuts and all sorts of stuff!

"You're gonna love my nuts"

"It sells itself"

"This TUNA, looks BORING! Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a BORING LIFE"

Viewer: "...My life is boring...Tuna's boring...Must...Obey...EYEBALL"

Vince Offer by BillyMays March 31, 2009

Vince Offer 

Smooth talking TV salesman for such products as the Sham-Wow! and Slap-Chop. Known for his hilarious one-liners (You know the Germans make good stuff! You're gonna love my nuts!) and his ghetto headset which he always wears. He could make socks the most appealing thing on earth.

Vince Offer: Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life!

Who the fuck is Billy Mays?

Vince Offer by lilripsta January 28, 2009

Vince Offer 

A very humorous salesman, famous for selling products like the Shamwow and SlapChop. Also known for hilarious lines like "You're gonna love my nuts!". Went to jail for assaulting a hooker.

"You know the German's make good stuff!" - Vince Offer

Vince Offer by DarkPrincess128 July 7, 2009

Vince Offer 

Underground director-turned-TV-huckster, Vince Shlomi (better known by his stage-name of Vince Offer) is famous for his aggressive delivery and witty one-liners.

Can be found selling infomercial products such as the "ShamWow" and "Slap-Chop" to unsuspecting customers across North America. You're gonna love his nuts.

"Vince Offer could sell snow to Eskimos."

"Now that rival pitchman Billy Mays has died, Vince Offer is free to pursue his goal of global domination through daytime TV infomercials."

Vince Offer by afiendishthingy January 9, 2010

Vince Offer 

An annoying sales man, native to Israel, has a dry look on his face, a lazy eye, and looks like a dude from a 90s boy band. He's worse than Billy Mays.

Vince Offer is a liar, I bought shamwow and it sucked donkey boners!

Vince Offer is the suckiest sales man in the world.

Vince Offer by zenfusion1992 May 1, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020