Example of a vinaigrette:
The ignorance he had was what she loathed the most about him.
The way he wasn’t in to politics or world issues; the way he smiled on holidays meant for mourning; the way he laughed off a D minus in geometry; the way he was always laid back and care free as if everything, everywhere, was fine. She hated that quality, detested him for it. She would never forgive him for his naivety.
And yet…
The ignorance he had was what she loathed the most about him.
The way he wasn’t in to politics or world issues; the way he smiled on holidays meant for mourning; the way he laughed off a D minus in geometry; the way he was always laid back and care free as if everything, everywhere, was fine. She hated that quality, detested him for it. She would never forgive him for his naivety.
And yet…
by TheInamorata January 15, 2008
A wet and sour liquid used to spoil food that would otherwise be good with mayonnaise based dressings like ranch or bleu cheese.
Waiter, this salad is already damp and sour. Please bring me one without vinaigrette, and a side of ranch dressing.
by Bleu Cheese May 13, 2015
We were making sweet, sweet love when, suddenly, I saw into her soul as she had her vinaigrette strokes.
by TheRealVeritas October 28, 2017
When, during the act of fellatio, the giving partner gags on the penis of the receiving partner and vomits a small amount of stomach acid, mucus, and saliva onto the penis. This "vinegary" liquid is then used to further facilitate the fellatio and/or masturbation as an added lubricant. When depicted on video, this vinegary substance is typically spit aggressively at the receiving penis before being re-incorporated into the sexual act.
My girlfriend gagged when she was blowing me the other night, but she just spit it on my dick and turned it into a vinaigrette slider.
by jedbob December 11, 2009
The vinegary/oily concoction that usually is on the testicular sacks of larger men who have failed to shower for the past few days.
Man Frank, you gotta take a shower, your home-made testicular vinaigrette is rather pungent this evening!
by schvety_balls March 7, 2012
We were making sweet, sweet love when, suddenly, she approached climax and I saw into her soul during her vinaigrette strokes.
by TheRealVeritas October 28, 2017
A slimy and oily fluid, or perspiration, that sits between the scrotum and the inner thighs, creating the sticky balls sensation or schleg. The notably pungent smell of the fluid is often mistaken to be balsamic vinaigrette.
Mr. Johnson: "Come suck my cock and lick my balls bitch."
Mrs. Johnson: "Mmmmf, is that, mmf, balsamic vinaigrette on your balls?."
Mr. Johnson: "No bitch, it's ball-sack vinaigrette"
Mrs. Johnson: "MMMm, smear some of that shit on my ass when you toss my salad.
Mr. Johnson: "My pleasure, bitch."
Mrs. Johnson: "Mmmmf, is that, mmf, balsamic vinaigrette on your balls?."
Mr. Johnson: "No bitch, it's ball-sack vinaigrette"
Mrs. Johnson: "MMMm, smear some of that shit on my ass when you toss my salad.
Mr. Johnson: "My pleasure, bitch."
by Mr Harry Johnson May 1, 2010