Urban Dictionary: Definitions by schvety

the soccer mom

A cocktail comprising of approximately one bottle of wine and two Xanax.

Kevin's Mom was a nervous wreck until she fixed herself the soccer mom.

Merch

The vinegary/oily concoction that usually is on the testicular sacks of larger men who have failed to shower for the past few days.

Man Frank, you gotta take a shower, your home-made testicular vinaigrette is rather pungent this evening!

Merch

When you're drinking milk with hard alcohol (which is weird except if it's a White Russian).

I downed a shot of whiskey and then used a milk chaser, thus forming a block of cheddar cheese in my stomach.

Merch