3 definitions by schvety_balls

the soccer mom

A cocktail comprising of approximately one bottle of wine and two Xanax.

Kevin's Mom was a nervous wreck until she fixed herself the soccer mom.

by schvety_balls December 28, 2016

milk chaser

When you're drinking milk with hard alcohol (which is weird except if it's a White Russian).

I downed a shot of whiskey and then used a milk chaser, thus forming a block of cheddar cheese in my stomach.

by schvety_balls April 18, 2011

testicular vinaigrette

The vinegary/oily concoction that usually is on the testicular sacks of larger men who have failed to shower for the past few days.

Man Frank, you gotta take a shower, your home-made testicular vinaigrette is rather pungent this evening!

by schvety_balls March 7, 2012