VimHax 

A Vim(aka VimHax) is a rare form of species, which is an ultra form of simp.
They usually target 5 year old girls and have an enormous sexual appetite and hunger.
The typical method vims use to trap their prey is by using a large black bag...
A vim is very hard to demotivate as proven by years of rehabilitation only gave null results.
A vim never changes its type of prey as proven by examining its DNA. It will always go for 5 year old girls.
A vim is also commonly known to be really gay, which makes us question if vim is really a female?
When a vim was interviewed, he stated that he is experimenting with different species to increase their survival chances

"Stay away from him he's a VimHax"

VimHax by The Vimster February 23, 2021

Vimax 

A new penis enlargement pill whose internet marketing campaign has apparently managed to infect every corner of the internet with big, bright eye-catching ads. Where this strange company came from and how it managed to get ads on practically every popular website (youtube, comedy central, wikitravel, google, altavista, etc etc etc etc) remains a mystery, as the only unbiased reviews of the pill say that its a placebo.

VIMAX IS A SCAM, YO!

Vimax by DylerTurden February 26, 2009