Vienna Bus Stop 

1. "Vienna Bus Stop" is a term that refers to two gay men in a Vienna Bus Stop, of which one has his hand in the other's pants (not in his pocket).

2. "Vienna Bus Stop" can also refer to any number of non-descript acts.

3. "Two Gay Men In A Vienna Bus Stop" or "A Vienna Bus Stop" can also be interchanged with almost all punch lines.

1. "Is that what I think it is? Is that a 'Vienna Bus Stop'?" - Frank

"No, Frank. That is not a 'Vienna Bus Stop'; actually, it is an Amish Pretzle. A 'Vienna Bus Stop' is two gay men in a Vienna Bus Stop, of which one has his hand in the other's pants." - Genevieve

2. "I'm sorry Martha, I can't make it to your fossil dig today. I have to get a 'Vienna Bus Stop'* later this evening." - Alfred

"Really? I'm sorry to hear that" - Martha

*This use of 'Vienna Bus Stop' is refering to having his wisdom teeth pulled.

3. "What's worse than twelve dead babies nailed to a tree?" - Sven

"I Don't Know. What is worse than twelve dead babies nailed to a tree?" - Lanson

"A Vienna Bus Stop!" - Sven

or

"Why were there only four horsemen of the apocalypse?" - Ferdinand

"I do not contain the fruits of the answer to your querie Ferdinand, so Why were there only four horsemen of the apocalypse?" - Patricia

"Two Gay Men In A Vienna Bus Stop!" - Ferdinand

Vienna Bus Stop by A small sapling from the wild, WILD fruits of the Three Sparrow September 1, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012