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Vaccinated ballsack 

Also known as “the vaxxed sack”, a vaccinated ballsack is simply the Moderna, Pfizer, and Johnson & Johnson vaccine that you inject into your ballsacks for complete immunity from Covid 19. There is proven research out there that 1/ everyone person in the world has gotten the ballsack vaccine & has never gotten Covid which proves it’s true power. Some pros are enlarged ballsacks, increased sperm count, increased sex drive, a rage for animal porn, an interest in shoving pencils up your asshole, and when you produce offspring and buss a nut into that stinky pussy just know those kids will come out of the womb full grown adults.
Nick: “hey guys was really wondering if I should get the vaccine, it seems really effective”
Racist: “don’t kid yourself, the vaccine ejected into your arm is a hoax, ever heard of the ballsack vaccine that leads to a vaccinated ballsack”
Nick: “no, I’m listening”
Racist: “here I have some dark web samples of Pfizer u can try. Also here’s a used needle from my heroine use”
Nick: “awesome man you’re the best”
…10 mins later…
Nick:” dude this is sick!!! My ballsack is huge and I feel like I can fuck anything that has a pulse! Thanks so much sir racist”
Racist: “some say I’m a misunderstood genius, some simply say I’m a genius. Bottom line, you’re welcome

vaccinated with a Victrola needle 

Indicates someone is talkative; joking reference to needle on phonographs.
"Kristen never shuts up! She must've been vaccinated with a Victrola needle."

Vaccinated 

Now that I am vaccinated, I can finally go on that vacation!
Vaccinated by SunFlow3 March 26, 2021

Gold Star Vaccinated 

A person who has been vaccinated for COVID-19 but has never contracted the virus. Similar to a gold star lesbian, GSV’s are the purest and most rare piece of a larger vaccinated population
No I don’t have the natural immunity, I’m “gold star vaccinated”man, purely vaccine antibodies in my blood.

vaccinated 

someone or something that has been injected with dead or weak germs to become immune to a disease or virus.
I have been vaccinated.

Vaccinated 

Found a pootana on the internet that took it deep up the kellogs trippa. I booked the pootana for an hour incall and deeply vaccinated her with my hot spunk.
Vaccinated by Sixamenos October 20, 2021