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Viagratarian
Someone who really enjoys the feeling of blood pumped to his penis. A Viagratarian will generally masturbate upto 2-3 hours a day using several online cam sites. A Viagratarian will also be seen on local chat-sites "for teens" holding one hand into a mobile device whilst the other "jacks-off vigorously into a bathroom mirror". At this point the audience will capture a relatively small but "pumped cock" making it's way to climax. To a Viagratarian this is a huge turn on. Women tend to click next immediately after seeing a Viagratarian perform penile stimulation.
Gemma: Did you just see that guy on Omegle "Cock all out"?
Emma: Yeah, like total Viagratarian. He kept showing me his small cock!?!..., Disgusting!
Gemma: Yeah so many Viagratarians using these sites!
Emma: Yeah, like total Viagratarian. He kept showing me his small cock!?!..., Disgusting!
Gemma: Yeah so many Viagratarians using these sites!
Viagratarian by CannabisKings March 28, 2019
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Valarante
valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism
vagrant juice
Triple Meaning:
1) The juice that a vagrant drinks. Typically in a brown paper bag.
2) A slurry created by blending up a selection of vagrants.
3) The opaque fluid that vagrants excrete when excited.
1) The juice that a vagrant drinks. Typically in a brown paper bag.
2) A slurry created by blending up a selection of vagrants.
3) The opaque fluid that vagrants excrete when excited.
1) "Pass me that there vagrant juice, gulp."
2) "Add more vagrant, the vagrant juice doesn't taste quite right."
3) "Hey, you just got hit by vagrant juice man!"
2) "Add more vagrant, the vagrant juice doesn't taste quite right."
3) "Hey, you just got hit by vagrant juice man!"
vagrant juice by The Vagrant February 16, 2008
Vagyrant
A woman who is adept at using sex to subvert, manipulate, and ultimately control the man she is with, in order to get what she wants. This us usually done through the promise of sex, though the aforementioned sex may or may not be (and in most cases isn't) delivered.
A vagyrant will usually prey on desperate,lonely, or genreally weak willed men who have the inability to think with anything else other than their dicks.
Men who fall prey to a vagyrant are inevitably turned into panty waste pussies of epic, eunuch-like proportions.
A vagyrant will usually prey on desperate,lonely, or genreally weak willed men who have the inability to think with anything else other than their dicks.
Men who fall prey to a vagyrant are inevitably turned into panty waste pussies of epic, eunuch-like proportions.
"Our buddy was supposed to go to the strip club with us tonight, but the vagyrant he's living with made him stay home to paint her toes."
Vagyrant by peoplemcnuggets April 20, 2009
Spicy Vagrant
Adds a new school twist to the classic Hot Carl / Hot Carlos. Step 1. Eat large, spicy ethnic meal (use Ethiopian or Kenyan food for best results). Step 2. Find sleepy / passed out vagrant. Step 3. Gently place a sheet of saran wrap over his / her mouth. Step 4. Drop trou and lay a spicy coiler over and into the saran wrap. Step 5 (optional). If you are feeling daring and aroused, style points can be added by pushing your dick through the poop and breaking the saran wrap barrier. Step 6. Profit!
Man, did you see the hobo out side the office this morning? Looks like someone pulled a "Spicy Vagrant" on him last night.
Damn, I feel terrible today, I passed out at the party last night and someone laid a "spicy Vagrant" on me. Fuckers!
Damn, I feel terrible today, I passed out at the party last night and someone laid a "spicy Vagrant" on me. Fuckers!
Spicy Vagrant by El Guappo June 11, 2009
Vomit of vagrants
Vomit of vagrants by djshok October 17, 2011
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
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ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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