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A huge over empowering sexual force of aryan prowess and nature
Veysey gets me wet
Veysey by Bigvyzz83 January 22, 2013
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The act of waxing your nostril hairs and having a wank. Just as you're about to blow your beans you yank the waxing sticks out resulting in a simultaneous removal of hair with the associated pain and an explosion of cum.
Person 1: Did you shave your nostril hairs yesterday.
Person 2: Actually, I waxed them and did a full Veysey last night. Managed to coat the ceiling with cum
Veysey by Jiz Daily February 13, 2024
Fucks all the bitches.
"The Vesey fucks mad bitches dude"

"yeah i know"
Vesey by MILFFUCKER215 August 17, 2011

Veasey Crawl 

Derived from the Veasey dormitory at Hendrix College in Conway, Arkansas. Ceilings in Veasey are considerably lower than the rest of the ceilings on campus and the beds are tall, so the residents of Veasey Hall would have to crawl over their partners a certain way to engage in sexual intercourse. It has now become a staple in the Veasey dance at the highly publicized event, Shirttails. In this event, the freshmen of each dorm are to prepare a choreographed dance and perform it for a trophy. While the Veasey Crawl often results in elimination because of the background of the dance, Veasey continues to use it each year in their performances. Their most recent win of Shirttails was in 2009.
Guy 1: Did you hit that, bro?
Guy 2: Ay, I had that bitch doing the Veasey Crawl all night long.

-ALSO-

Girl 1: I can't wait for Shirttails tonight! Martin is gonna kill!
Girl 2: I know, right? And I better see the Veasey Crawl!
Veasey Crawl by skeletallamping September 10, 2009

vicey versey 

How many people say the phrase, "vice versa".
{Craig}: Mark, please clean out the plastic cat toliet and the sink -- or vicey versey.
vicey versey by Telephony May 11, 2016
Veysel is a Turkish name. Veysel is a handsome guy with an average height. Most of the times the Veysels you will meet are sweethearts and very charismatic guys. Every women does need a Veysel in their lives so they can cuddle, talk, eat with them. But don't blame me when the Veysel you will meet is over protective a kind of psychopath.
veysel by Shn.enes January 22, 2018

Jeff Veasey 

see CJayC
Jeff Veasey is CJayC
Jeff Veasey by Matt Ludwig December 28, 2003
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