Verrucary Girl
Verrucary Girls are Girls who are prone to having HPV which makes their feet a home filled with verucas and warts. This virus can be removed but is very hard and most Girls stay with this veruca(s) for a few years because what the doctor recommendeds often doesn’t work.
Emotional side effects are:
- feeling like no one will love you and if they do, they will be put off by your feet
- having friends and family judge your feet
- don’t want to go swimming at all (especially with those disgusting plastic socks)
- people accusing you of having athletes foot even though it’s a completely different thing.
But don’t worry verrucary Girls because you are perfect and anyone who makes fun of you for something you cannot control can go fuck themselves with a chainsaw :)
Emotional side effects are:
- feeling like no one will love you and if they do, they will be put off by your feet
- having friends and family judge your feet
- don’t want to go swimming at all (especially with those disgusting plastic socks)
- people accusing you of having athletes foot even though it’s a completely different thing.
But don’t worry verrucary Girls because you are perfect and anyone who makes fun of you for something you cannot control can go fuck themselves with a chainsaw :)
Verrucary Girl by Mehdoubletripleweirdo August 27, 2018
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