Verizon FiOS 

Ripping everyone off since 2008 with their "fast internet"! How great is it to have "50mbps internet" that never comes?

Jim: Oh hey I have Optimum Online Ultra! I get speeds up to 101mbps! I know it's not possible to make it to 101mbps all the time, but most of the time, I get about 61mbps! What about you, dude?
Tim: Suck it! I have 8mbps! WHAT! Verizon FiOS has the best Internet in the nation!
Jim: I-I think you should just... you know, leave.
Tim: Yeah...

Verizon FiOS by TheAznGeek December 15, 2009

Verizon FiOS 

A fun place that opened up during the summer in Massapequa Park a town in Long Island. If you were a kid between the ages of 10 to 17, you were there. Basically it was a way for people to test out Verizon FiOS, a high speed internet connection. A couple of kids from Berner Middle School got banned from the place for leaving a huge pile of bikes on the sidewalk. A lot of the rebellious punks and wiggers hung out there. It lasted the whole summer but it had to close down eventually; it was only supposed to show people what Verizon FiOS can do.

Oh, I'm so bored. I'm too lazy to go on Myspace at home so i'll just go to that Verizon FiOS place in the village and go on there.

Verizon FiOS by CheezNapkin August 1, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004