Verizon FiOS

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Ripping everyone off since 2008 with their "fast internet"! How great is it to have "50mbps internet" that never comes?

Jim: Oh hey I have Optimum Online Ultra! I get speeds up to 101mbps! I know it's not possible to make it to 101mbps all the time, but most of the time, I get about 61mbps! What about you, dude?
Tim: Suck it! I have 8mbps! WHAT! Verizon FiOS has the best Internet in the nation!
Jim: I-I think you should just... you know, leave.
Tim: Yeah...

Verizon FiOS by TheAznGeek December 15, 2009

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Verizon FiOS

A fun place that opened up during the summer in Massapequa Park a town in Long Island. If you were a kid between the ages of 10 to 17, you were there. Basically it was a way for people to test out Verizon FiOS, a high speed internet connection. A couple of kids from Berner Middle School got banned from the place for leaving a huge pile of bikes on the sidewalk. A lot of the rebellious punks and wiggers hung out there. It lasted the whole summer but it had to close down eventually; it was only supposed to show people what Verizon FiOS can do.

Oh, I'm so bored. I'm too lazy to go on Myspace at home so i'll just go to that Verizon FiOS place in the village and go on there.

Verizon FiOS by CheezNapkin August 1, 2008

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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