Veljan 

Veljan is the definition of an alpha-male.
He is diagnosed with reactive psychosis (Psychopath)
He also likes to slap women with a ruler.

He loves gummy bears that open up his 7th chakra, that releases his violet aura.
He likes slot machines and he likes big big scatters. He also makes unarticulated sounds while talk like KHRRRRRRRRRRRRR. He is the reincarnation of Friend Zone

Damn look at that veljan. he just popped another gummy bear

Veljan by Vilop November 22, 2021

velkan 

long eared long everything man. very hott, evil tho. good frend, doesn't know what's best for them... :( love the odd1 boi.

Have you seen velkan lately?/
yeah, he's been taking over the world.
why?
dunno, i think he's evil.
poor Velkan...

velkan by Sephtis, God of the Motherfuck June 1, 2017

vejangler 

Vejangler - The cross human hybrid of a male phallus and a female vagina. The result is a vagina with a set of bollocks or a shaft that bleeds simarlarly to a period, but constant

“Holy moly check out that fellers dangling vejangler!”

vejangler by STICKY HANDS 247 February 27, 2019

VeltaNix 

the seal with a tuxedo suit from S_w1ft's chaos insurgency

VeltaNix is a seal

VeltaNix by VeltaNix July 1, 2021

Velana 

Velana is one of the best people you will ever meet. there’s only about 5 Velanas in the world, and then theyre all pure beauty and intelligence. Velana gets scared really easily but can be scary when she wants to. she’s a small-ass bitch but that’s what makes her special :) if you find a Velana, marry her immediately or you’ll regret it forever.

Girl1: OMG WHO IS THAT BEAUTIFUL FETUS
Girl2: omg that’s just Velana she’s so pretty and smart and i want to be like her.
Girl1: omg me too!!!

Velana by anonymouspotato266 October 30, 2019

Velan 

The best person in the world. Velan is the best at everything. He can beat you in any sport. He can beat anyone in a rap battle. He can beat you in a fight. He can pull any girl in the world. Velan is the hottest person alive. The amount of girls he gets is incredible. And not just any girl. He pulls the finest and sexiest girls in his school or city. The bad thing about Velan is you can't stop looking at him. If you see him, you will recognize him. He is so hot that I can't take my eyes off him. Usually Velan plays many sports. His dick is so massive that it reaches a girl's belly button when he has sex. Speaking of sex, Velan is so passionate when he bangs girls. Everything Velan does is just so perfect.

Addison Rae: Hey did you see that cute guy over there? What's his name?
Sommer Ray: Oh that's Velan. He's so sexy
Addison: I need to ask him out
Sommer: Not if I ask first
*both run to Velan*

Velan by anonymous November 2, 2020

Velan 

A super cool dude that is good at sports like baseball,football,soccer,basketball and evryting.SUUUPER COOOOOL.best guy.the best at videeo games

Bully: You bad Velan
Velan Beat him in game
Bully:------

Velan by Bro-Fist123 April 27, 2019