Velgroolio
a non-alcoholic beverage made by combining strawberry juice, diced spaghetti, cucumber seeds, white chocolate chips, and Tums.
Child: "Mom my stomach hurts, i don't feel like eating dinner"
Father: "Nonsense, a growing boy needs to eat!!!"
Mother: " Your dads's right son, you need your nutrients but if you dont like eating a full meal Ive got the ingredients to make you a cup of velgroolio, that would help your stomach and it would be healthy.
Father: "Thats a good idea son, you drink your velgroolio when your mother is done making it."
Child: "No i dont like velgroolio, I'll just eat regular food"
Father: "Nonsense, a growing boy needs to eat!!!"
Mother: " Your dads's right son, you need your nutrients but if you dont like eating a full meal Ive got the ingredients to make you a cup of velgroolio, that would help your stomach and it would be healthy.
Father: "Thats a good idea son, you drink your velgroolio when your mother is done making it."
Child: "No i dont like velgroolio, I'll just eat regular food"
Velgroolio by Mr. Lister the Sister Phister March 19, 2022
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