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Man 1: here is your food sir.
Man 2: cool and good.
Man 2: *goes to eat food and vegetable jumps into mouth*
Man 2: I TASTE A VEGETAL! ANGERY.
Vegetal by Tumbly December 16, 2016

Vagitalk 

When one usually talks from one's Vagina, hypothetically. Commonly the opposite of 'Trash Talking'. Vagitalk is more known as verbal discussion between two or more persons about a topic in particular in which others would refer to as soft-wording.
Person1 - " Don't make me kick you in the balls..."

Person2 - "Pfft, that's vagitalk compared to what I did to your bro"

Person3 - " it's true...but i didn't believe him!! "

Person1 - " What did he do...?"

Person3 - "...the world may never know..."

Person2 - " that's right, stfu and start -- (insert sexual/racist/harassment joke here) "
Vagitalk by IwiggledMyDongle October 21, 2010

Social Vegitarian 

One who doesn't have beef with anyone else.
Lucy: Let's start a rumor about someone!
Sally: No, I'm a social vegitarian. I can't do anything that may cause me to have beef with others.
Social Vegitarian by nayberhoodkid January 12, 2009

vegetals 

A great twist on vegetables created by our one and only savior BALD SUCC MAN
I asked for no Vegetals. I taste VEGETAL!
vegetals by APersonNamedJeff February 24, 2018

Vegitarian 

The word vegetarian spelt wrongly.
Someone who does not eat meat (dead animals) -which includes chicken and fish (plus all other seafood).

Some people lie and claim to be vegetarians when they eat fish, but they are pescitarians.

Not to be confused with vegan which is somebody that doesn't eat any animal products at all (meat or dairy).

Vegetarianism is a personal choice. Most vegetarians, and vegans, respect everyone else's life choices. The ones who do not respect other people or are violent/aggressive towards people are not showing the true meaning of vegetarianism - it is a compassionate way of life.
"Would you like a hamburger?"
"No thanks, I'm vegitarian." (spelt vegetarian but had to spell it like that so Urban Dictionary would accept it.)

"Why are you vegetarian?"
"Because of the health benefits and because I do not want others to suffer just for my food."

"You must secretly eat meat, you vegetarian, or you'd be dead."
"If you ate nothing but meat, you'd die."
Vegitarian by nizdolls August 30, 2006

vegetaliban

intolerant militant vegetarian, almost always vegan, who thinks that anyone who doesn't share their beliefs is "immoral" and "needs to be stopped."
That vegetaliban called me a murderer and rapist because she saw me drinking a milkshake.
vegetaliban by Chazz B September 9, 2010