Vegeterrarium 

Someone who refuses to eat food shaped like animals; i.e. Goldfish, animal crackers, chocolate Easter bunnies

"My grandmother used to make a lamb shaped cake every year at Easter. When my dad would cut the cake, he'd make horrible lamb noises. I blame them for the fact that I am a vegeterrarium."

Vegeterrarium by bugdog May 18, 2006

vegeterrorism

The ruthless killing of large numbers of innocent vegetables for obscure political reasons, using implements of mass destruction, like tractors, harvesters, pickers and reapers.

Old McDonald had a vegetable concentration camp where he committed random violent acts of vegeterrorism.

vegeterrorism by Curly 42 November 24, 2013

vegeterrarian 

a vegetarian who only eats off the ground

I tried to give my friend a salad, but that bitch threw it on the ground and ate it bc she a vegeterrarian.

vegeterrarian by vegeterrarian4evah February 10, 2017