vegemite sandwich

vegemite sandwich
Code word used by homosexuals for getting your ass licked. Vegemite sandwich was originally popularized by “men at work” in their 80’s song “Downunder”.

There are numerous references to the homosexual community in the song. Read the excerpt below and see the “Real Meaning”.

"Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscles
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich"
Bruce gave me the best vegemite sandwich I've ever had.
by Mattinho August 04, 2006
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Vegemite Sandwich

Known for being handed to tourists to the OZ by a muscular man from Brussels that may/may not look like a middle aged woman if you ask him if he speaks your language. After giving you said sandwich, he often tells you. "I come from a land down under, Where beer does flow and men chunder, Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover!"
"Oi, Bill, when you go to the OZ, watch out for muscular brussels men, they will try to give you a vegemite sandwich!"
by Legit not a troll June 04, 2018
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vegemite sandwich

A sexual act in which a person defecates on another's torso and proceeds to ejaculate on the pile (this gives the dark brown color and salty taste), the two then embrace, thus completing the 'sandwich'.
He smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich.
by A.G. Schaft December 16, 2010
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vegemite sandwich

To give a vegemite sandwich: An event wherein a person who has recently defecated, requests a rimjob from another person.
Colin went to the toilet, come back and gave me a vegemite sandwich, it was great.
by The }|{otch December 12, 2008
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Vegemite Sandwich

It is when a female gives anal to a man with a strap-on then rubs it in her pussy covering it in shit then tells the man to eat her Vegemite sandwich.
My girlfriend told me to eat her Vegemite sandwich after she gave me anal last night.
by pedobear12345 January 20, 2013
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a white ass who thinks they are black; white on the outside, black on the inside.
"damn, that fucker thinks he's a vegemite sandwich"
by tess the mess July 21, 2005
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Cheese and Vegemite Sandwich

The lunch of choice for many Australian children (and adults, for that matter). Often found in school lunchboxes. Cheese used is usually Kraft Cheddar or Coon Tasty.

Referenced in the popular Australian song "Down Under" by Men At Work.
"What have you got for lunch today?"
"Cheese and vegemite sandwich again, mmm"
"Sweet!"
by Jamhos February 22, 2008
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