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vegansplaining

A term used for when vegans tell you how “good” they feel since they’ve gone vegan and continue to try and convert you and shame you for eating meat.
Yeah that yuppie was totally vegansplaining
vegansplaining by hehe66566 October 14, 2017
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Vegansplaining

When a vegan is so unable to just laugh something off they feel the need to insert an "um actually" or "sorry sweety" before making a fool of themselves.
not knowing what a word means isn't exactly a joke. Saying "that's not what that word means" isn't exactly "vegansplaining." If op were wrong about any other term no one would be getting defensive about it but y'all are so insecure about your own moral choices that you can't help but go on the attack every time you see the v-word

Vansplaining 

When a person explains something to a member of the Van Halen family in a patronizing or arrogant tone as if the other person has no knowledge of what they're talking about.
The amount of people missing the joke I’m making, Vansplaining this album cover to me
Vansplaining by Fcx May 26, 2021

Vebalsplaining

The act of explaining something to someone in a condescending, overconfident manner that assumes they couldn't possibly know about it, regardless of their actual expertise or experience. Unlike mansplaining, which specifically involves a man explaining to a woman, vebalsplaining is the gender-neutral version—anyone can do it to anyone, as long as they're being patronizing and wrong. It's what happens when your coworker explains your own job to you, when a stranger on the internet explains your lived experience to you, or when someone interrupts your story about your vacation to tell you what the place you just visited was "really like." Vebalsplaining thrives on confidence, ignorance, and the speaker's complete inability to read the room.
Example: "At the party, a guy who had never owned a pet spent twenty minutes vebalsplaining to me about why my dog's behavior meant he was unhappy. My dog was literally sleeping, dreaming, and occasionally twitching with joy. But sure, random stranger, tell me more about how my pet of eight years is secretly miserable because you watched a YouTube video once."
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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