VaxxMaxxing

Like Bug chasing, but Involves genning bogus identities to lie to doctors, in order to get more fauci ouchies and tetnus shaughts

John: "Id like a vaccine - ma'am - please!"
Jill: "Your name was Jack last week, and Jim the week before!"
Jay:"my name is the start of all of your names, and wow, what a VaxxMaxxer, Johns VaxxMaxxing"

VaxxMaxxing by cockman42 June 10, 2026

Vaxmaxxing 

The continued action of injecting oneself with Vaccinations, specifically experimental and pre-FDA approved variants

I was able to intercept an entire pallet of Pfizers first vaccine shipment. 4000 doses at 2 shots per dose. I've got it stored in a chest freezer in my garage. Ive been injecting myself every day, sometimes multiple times a day if I can stand it. The symptoms were terrible for the first few weeks. There were times I was completely paralyzed with pain, contorted like the Edvard munch painting and frozen in agony for hours. I became stronger and some of the worst symptoms subsided over time. I've been vaxmaxxing for almost 4 months now and I feel as though I'm becoming something greater than human now. I will continue to administer the injections into the same arm as long as possible. I'm increasing the dosages as much as I can stand and will maintain my journal.

Vaxmaxxing by Thor, but not that one April 15, 2021

vaxmaxing 

A step above simply maxing.

To max, or chill to the fullest extent possible, but in the comfort of complete vaccination, such that staying safe from the coronavirus is a surety. If one or more of the members of the maxing group are unvaccinated, the full vaxmax environment cannot be achieved.

You see Greg? He just got the jab a few days ago. We've been vaxmaxing at my place all weekend.

vaxmaxing by rawsexgod August 3, 2021

vaxmaxing 

A step above simply maxing.

To max, or chill to the fullest extent possible, but in the comfort of complete vaccination, such that staying safe from the coronavirus is a surety. If one or more of the members of the maxing group are unvaccinated, the full vaxmax environment cannot be achieved.

You see Greg? He just got the jab a few days ago. We've been vaxmaxing at my place all weekend.

vaxmaxing by rawsexgod August 3, 2021

Valmaxxing 

When you VALMAX, you're acting just like VAL would, that being, VERY DUMBO.

Did you just walk into that street sign? Dude, stop valmaxxing.

Valmaxxing by not a brezzy August 16, 2025