Valmaxxing

When you VALMAX, you're acting just like VAL would, that being, VERY DUMBO.

Did you just walk into that street sign? Dude, stop valmaxxing.

by not a brezzy August 16, 2025

Vaxmaxxing

The continued action of injecting oneself with Vaccinations, specifically experimental and pre-FDA approved variants

I was able to intercept an entire pallet of Pfizers first vaccine shipment. 4000 doses at 2 shots per dose. I've got it stored in a chest freezer in my garage. Ive been injecting myself every day, sometimes multiple times a day if I can stand it. The symptoms were terrible for the first few weeks. There were times I was completely paralyzed with pain, contorted like the Edvard munch painting and frozen in agony for hours. I became stronger and some of the worst symptoms subsided over time. I've been vaxmaxxing for almost 4 months now and I feel as though I'm becoming something greater than human now. I will continue to administer the injections into the same arm as long as possible. I'm increasing the dosages as much as I can stand and will maintain my journal.

by Thor, but not that one April 15, 2021

vaxmaxing

A step above simply maxing.

To max, or chill to the fullest extent possible, but in the comfort of complete vaccination, such that staying safe from the coronavirus is a surety. If one or more of the members of the maxing group are unvaccinated, the full vaxmax environment cannot be achieved.

You see Greg? He just got the jab a few days ago. We've been vaxmaxing at my place all weekend.

by rawsexgod August 3, 2021

vaxmaxing

A step above simply maxing.

To max, or chill to the fullest extent possible, but in the comfort of complete vaccination, such that staying safe from the coronavirus is a surety. If one or more of the members of the maxing group are unvaccinated, the full vaxmax environment cannot be achieved.

You see Greg? He just got the jab a few days ago. We've been vaxmaxing at my place all weekend.

by rawsexgod August 3, 2021